watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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