Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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