you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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