some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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