His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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