Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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