fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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