Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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