I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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