I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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