I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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