hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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