i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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