summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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