..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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