Grow some girl-balls and come out already
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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