he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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