But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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