The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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