oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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