we have officially lost it.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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