I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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