Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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