her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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