Whatcha textin bout Willis?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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