I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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