I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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