i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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