i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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