I showed him my bush... on skype.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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