You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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