It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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