eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
