I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
So many bounce houses so little time
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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