Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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