I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?