As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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