My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he puts the penis in happiness.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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