hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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