final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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