dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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