I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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