Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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