why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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