ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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