He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Girls should come with a carfax report
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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