I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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In America we eat man semen.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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