We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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