smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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