There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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