How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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