i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I need to calm my uterus...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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