I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She's the barista slut.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I lost the right to judge tonight
Randomize
