you guys were way drunker than both of me
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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