STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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