Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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