either way he was missing a nipple.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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