what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize