no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
do nipples grow back?
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