Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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