Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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