Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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